The two sides of Tumblr.
this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen
I genuinely, genuinely don’t think anyone gives a shit about my personal life. People only really started giving a shit when they thought I was dating Taylor. I don’t do anything interesting, and all the controversial stuff that One Direction might get written about [because of], I write about in my songs anyway. I think people kind of expect it from me, so they’re not too shocked. If I write a song called, “Drunk,” and then I’m seen walking out of a club drunk, people aren’t going to be like “Oh my God!” They’re going be like, “Oh yeah, that’s what [he’s] expected to do, I guess.” But if you sing about going “crazy, crazy, crazy” and then fall out of a club… — Ed Sheeran (x)
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together